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does anybody wanna play toys tomorrow. let’s play toys ^_^ (HUGE EYEBAGS UNDER MY EYES)
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Mario creepypasta fundamentally doesn’t work because you know what Mario would actually do if we saw some dimension-warping hundred-handed cosmic horror? He wouldn’t lose his mind; he’d take one look at that Shin Megami Tensei looking fucker, pull out his dorky little mushroom-shaped cell phone, hit the fourth number down on his contact list, and go “hey, Kirby, I think-a one-a your boys got lost”.
“Or he’d just fight it himself” no, he would not, for two reasons:
- This represents a fundamental misunderstanding of Mario’s central plot structure. Mario always gets his ass beat in his initial encounter with an outside context problem, then spends the bulk of the game going around gathering allies and kicking the legs out from under the outside context problem’s support structure.
- This sort of thing clearly falls into another protagonist’s idiom, and Mario is a union man – he’s not going to scab on Kirby. Perish the thought!
“I wouldn’t take-a the food from another video game mascot’s plate!”
“I don’t think Kirby gets paid for this.”
“That’s-a not what I said.”
*off-screen vacuum sounds*
Wait hold on. Luigi, Peach… who’s the third number on Mario’s speed dial before Kirby?
Bowser, I’d assume
- This represents a fundamental misunderstanding of Mario’s central plot structure. Mario always gets his ass beat in his initial encounter with an outside context problem, then spends the bulk of the game going around gathering allies and kicking the legs out from under the outside context problem’s support structure.
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Itβs my 15 year anniversary on Tumblr
well actually it was a month ago
i can feel myself turning to dust
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I drew this stupid burger I saw that brings me comfort and joy
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I can’t believe I have sciatic nerve pain at 31
sciatic nerve pain, grey hair, perimenopause, what the FUCK
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-gives cpr to the rotting corpse that is this blog-
anyway oceansofbliss is back guys how’s it going
im officially in my 30s now which is gross bc that means i’ve had this blog for over half my life
i have grey hairs and crows feet now and somehow i’m still posting on fucking tumblr lmao what the fuck
i guess i’ll try to keep this rattling bag of bones active while i document my ~japan journey~, stay tuned
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oh shit did i mention on here that i’m moving to japan yet
yeahhh baby i’m finally packing my bags and going to live in the motherland for a year, my extended family is jazzed as fuck to show me the sights
yes i’m gonna be teaching english so yes i’m going to be a glorified dancing monkey for a bunch of japanese children but tbh i’ve got nothing going for me in this hellcountry so why not
see ya in yokohama bitchesssss
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seeing adults act like mean girls is sooo embarrassing. you’re not cool, you just look miserable as hell
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CHAPPELL ROAN
Performing at Reading Festival 2025
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I stumbled across @arythusa’s The Glass Scientists webcomic early this year and fell in love, so I animated a little scene for fun 🧪
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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH
this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?
